UNHAPPY EMPLOYEE


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A page dedicated to this one character I have that I cant get out of my head. Unhappy Employee (I call U.E. for short) is an unnamed character with a hidden identity. I made this character on a whim, however they quickly became my mouthpiece for my frustration of capitalism and the hellish workforce.

You are not going to find as much information I have on this OC other than this website.

Short answer is: no one! or everyone!

This character is based off of the song Shoot Up the Amazon Warehouse by JOHNNASCUS.

I describe them as a disgruntled warehouse worker who wants to kill the CEO (or any billionaire tbqh). They're an overworked employee that has reached a breaking point after working long hours for little pay. They need a raise? No. Their only solution is with a gun and blood-stained shoes.

I know I said they had no identity... however, it only felt right for me to make them non-binary and queer. (because I am also enby and queer)

I chose to make them vauge because this character is basically a workplace shooter, and I refuse to make their full appearence resemble a possible real person. I also personally cant stand the idea of giving them a whole backstory or plot unlike my other characters. The idea of making them have a deeper reason to shoot up a warehouse makes me sick to my stomach.

I also envisioned them possibly living in an apartment with a roomate or something, since paying for rent in this current day in age is difficult.

Personally, as the creator, I've worked at really, really shitty jobs where I dealt with the public through customer service and food service. I've also worked under corperations that were unfair to their employees. I've fitnessed others work their lives away, griding to the bone to reach their next paycheck to afford living the bare minimum. While the people on the top get to own big fat fancy homes in beautiful areas, and can afford to have more than ONE. Buying so much lavish and expensive shit. Living the high life at the cost of employee backs. This character is an outlet for me to vent and have fun with the idea of a little enby slut who kills people, its really cathertic.

I worked in a FedEx warehouse as a package handler while listening to my spotify discover weekly.

I heard the beat that used the sample of a warning broadcast message. I was like "whoa DAMN this beat sick". Then the lyrics came in "Imma shoot out this motherfuckin' warehouse". I was like "hold on what" and took a look at my phone at the song title. Yup, I did hear that right. Oh my god thats hilarious. I'm working at a warehouse RIGHT NOW!! But damn this beat is infectious. I listened to it on repeat, and had a haunting image of a person with bright yellow eyes wearing a hoodie to obscure their head. Wearing shorts, and hips that sway to the rhythm of the song. I stepped off to the side of the semi I was loading packages into, and scribbled down the character really quickly before I went back to work.

Then I went home and drew up a really quick turn-around, not caring about the image size.... then from that point on, they live rent free in my goddamn head since 2022.

When I worked at a fast food joint, these shoes were recommended to me for work because they were comfortable and no-slip. Which are also the exact shoes that amazon empoloyees would be recommended to wear. So it was important for me to make them wear these specific shoes lmfao.

It's ironic now, because I now work at Amazon as a delivery driver LMFAO. I tried to avoid working at amazon, I tried my best to switch from a FedEx package handler to a FedEx delivery driver, but some fuck shit happened and now I'm stuck at amazon. But hey, I got to take authentic pictures of an amazon warehouse for my game LOL

To learn Twine, I made a short browser-based game with UE that has two endings. PLEASE have autoplay and javascript turned on in your browser, as the sound is important to the experience. Otherwise you'd be staring at a black screen for a solid minute lol.

Play "Warning".

<--- this fucking asshole's a SLUT!! and likes COCK AND BALLS!!

Shortly after I made the character, my demonic hand couldn't stop from making porn of them. Because I'm an adult with free will!! I originally felt bad because, uh... see "Who is UE?". But FUCK IT!! here's some images lol

Technically there's one more but I hate it so much I cant feature it lol.

ART BY OTHERS!!

Due to the real world horrors that come from a person who decides to do violent acts against mass amounts of people in various places for different reasons, I felt immense guilt after I made this character. You'd have to be out of your damn mind to be a fan of real life serial killers or mass killers. Or even justifying their actions.

I love me some fictional media where a character kills people for their own reasons of their own percieved virtue. Or something like that lol. But it is just that, fiction.

My main fear of people on the internet learning about this character is that they would be thinking I'm glorifying shooters or something. Which I am not. This is an outlet for me to have fun with a "nothing" character, a creation with no deeper plot or meaning other than "I'm an overworked employee and now im filled with rage and bloodlust for the people who take advantage of me".

But hey, that could just be my anxiety talking about having to explain myself.

DISCLAIMER: I think just encase I should mention, this website has no real threats towards real people. Everything I depict on this website is for parody and fiction. It's all fake and for fun. Like I said, its an outlet for me and nothing more.